Friday, December 25, 2009

You know how we all get those Xmas tweets in the form of text message to your phone, and then ur like..shiiiittt.. should i get on this bandwagon and wish everybody a merry xmas? so apparently i have been naughty this year cuz all santa brought me was the flu. anyway.. the best Xmas text i have gotten so far 2 day is "i wish you peace, love and health blah, blah, blah.. Fuck that shit! I wish you sex, alcohol, orgasms and hope you win the fucking lottery! Merry Xmas" Now here is a girl with a positive outlook on life.

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